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"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg." 

    - James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
    1/21/98 

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts
   when they try to decide which one.


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"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important." 

    - Eugene McCarthy 

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We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 

    - Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President 

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In times of extremity, the people of Israel less often
sought refuge in drink, or suicide, than any other race of Europe...
The Jews hid their bravery under the cloak of submissiveness;
their heroism in facing contempt surpasses that of saints.
     -Friedrich Nietzsche, "The Dawn", Aphorism 205  (1861)

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