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A king sadly said to his queen, 
            "In parts you have grown far from lean." 
                "I don't give a damn, 
                You've always liked ham," 
            She replied, and he gasped, "How obscene!" 

1. 




               The last time I dined with the King 
               He did quite a curious thing: 
                    He sat on a stool 
                    And took out his tool, 
               And said, "If I play, will you sing?" 

2. 




A quick witted astronaut, Dwight,
When asked about his upcoming flight,
Did he have worry one
'Bout landing on the sun ?
"Heck no, we're landing at night!" 

3. 




Part 4 of 12
   
                    He'd fart a gavotte for a starter,
                            
                    And fizzle a fine serenata.
                            He could play on his anus
                            The Coriolanus:
                            
                    Oof, boom, er-tum, tootle, yum tah-dah!
                            


4. 




There was a young girl of Peru 
               Who had nothing whatever to do, 
                    So she sat on the stairs 
                    And counted cunt hairs--- 
               Four thousand, three hundred, and two. 

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