Today's poems [3.21.11]
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There was an old sheik named Al Hassid
Whose tool had become very placid.
Before each injection
To get an erection
He had to immerse it in acid.
There was a young genius in Texas
Who could flex his own solar plexus.
It made his ding bounce,
And he caught every ounce
Of his magical spraying of sexus.
Said a girl being had in a shanty,
"My dear, you have got it in slanty."
He replied, "I can use
Any angle I choose.
I ride as I please---I'm Duranty!"
There was a young girl of La Plata
Who was widely renowned as a farter.
Her deafening reports
At the Argentine sports
Made her much in demand as a starter.
There was a young girl named Maxine
Who found a new use for the bean.
As a vaginal bearing
She found it long-wearing,
And it varied her fucking routine.
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