Today's poems [3.17.11]
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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit
Tried to shit
But only farted
Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper
There was a young fellow named Gluck
Who found himself shit out of luck.
Though he petted and wooed,
When he tried to get screwed
He found virgins just don't give a fuck.
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
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