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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
   Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
   Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
   Or shall I be forced to use my finger.


  

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   Here I sit
   Broken hearted
   Tried to shit
   But only farted


  

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   Here I sit
   What a caper
   I have to shit
   But I'm out of paper


  

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               There was a young fellow named Gluck 
               Who found himself shit out of luck. 
                    Though he petted and wooed, 
                    When he tried to get screwed 
               He found virgins just don't give a fuck. 

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   You're lucky
   You had your chance
   I tried to fart,
   And shit my pants!


  

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