Today's poems [3.16.11]
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There was a young girl named Dalrymple
Whose sexual needs were so simple.
She enjoyed the full spasm
Of a perfect orgasm
By frigging herself on a pimple.
Said a lesbian lady, "It's sad;
Of all of the girls that I've had,
None gave me the thrill
Of real rapture until
I learned how to be a tribade."
There once was a fellow named Siegel
Who attempted to bugger a beagle,
But the mettlesome bitch
Turned and said with a twitch,
"It's fun, but you know it's illegal."
In the quaint English village of Worcester
Lived a little red hen and a rooster.
A coquettish glance
She acquired in Framce
Gave him ants in his pants, and he goosed her.
There was a young man from Darjeeling
Whose dong reached up to the ceiling.
In the electric light socket
He'd put it and rock it---
Oh God! What a wonderful feeling!
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