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Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa?
     They couldn't find three wise men!!!

Sent by Spencer

1. 




If K-Tel sold toasters...
They would not be available in stores, and
you would get a free set of Ginsu knives.

2. 




What is the difference between a hockey game
                           and a High School reunion? 

At a hockey game you see fast pucks. 

3. 




   Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...
   
   The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimer's disease or AIDS."
   
   "What do you mean?" the guy says. "You can't tell the difference?"
   
   "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what..
   Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if
   she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
   


4. 




     How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? 

     Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms. 

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

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