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"A Baby Shredder"
A mini shredding machine -- as advertised in the local paper.
Find a friend who likes to show off or prove himself all the time, then
tell them you have a test of speed and reaction for them and that you
think you are faster. what you do is pour some water on a tile floor (a
puddle about 10" wide works well), grab a fork and a towel and tell them
you think you can wipe up the water before they poke you with the fork.
Also tell them that you are really quick and to make it fair they need to
sit on the floor near the puddle with their legs spread to the sides so
the puddle is between their knees. Here is where the fun stuff comes in,
tell them to go on three, then start counting (all the while you are
holding the towel) one - two - th....grab their feet and drag their ass
Sent by Keith
My brother John has a best friend also named John
who went to the same school as him. One day after
school they both got a ride home from a friends mom.
As they got in the car, she asked them both their
names. They both said John (as it was thier names)
to which she replied "Oh! Are you brothers?"
Sent by Sho
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