Today's quotes [2.9.11]
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Sign posted in a bathroom:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet."
- Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
My mother made me a whore.
(to which someone else added)
If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
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