Today's quotes [2.8.11]
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* When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round
three times before lying down',
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
-in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
-in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
-in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'
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