Today's quotes [2.7.11]
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What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
-- Irv Kupcinet
The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.
Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
Sleep is death without the responsibility.
"It's like deja vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra
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