Today's quotes [2.6.11]
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Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.
* No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
Men are conservative after dinner.
"... I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind... because
that's what told her to get into bed with me naked..."
-- Steven Wright
For economists, the real world is often a special case.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard).
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
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