Today's quotes [2.5.11]
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I sometimes get up grumpy, but then she wakes up.
- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
number of pens that person is carrying.
"If y'all can hold it in one
hand, I ain't the least bit interested."
- The longer the title, the less important the job.
An epitaph for Blanc, Mel
"That's All folks"
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