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If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the UP button. 

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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You traverse the world in search of happiness,
which is within the reach of every man.  A
contented mind confers it on all.--Horace

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  Crow realized there were two Gods -

  One of them much bigger than the other
  Loving his enemies
  And having all the weapons.
                             Ted Hughes,  from Crow's Theology

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Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone.  The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang

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