Today's quotes [2.4.11]
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If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the UP button.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
You traverse the world in search of happiness,
which is within the reach of every man. A
contented mind confers it on all.--Horace
Crow realized there were two Gods -
One of them much bigger than the other
Loving his enemies
And having all the weapons.
Ted Hughes, from Crow's Theology
Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone. The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang
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