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"By letting go, it all gets done." 

    - Tao Te Ching 

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"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy
       driving cabs and cutting hair." -- George Burns


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"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
       worshipped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard F. Burton


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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
       woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper


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"Always do one thing less than you think you can do." 

    - Bernard Baruch 

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