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Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.

                                       - - - Jackie Mason

1. 




Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
   the 'Y' becomes silent.


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As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important
   that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much
   money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
   -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney


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The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
   -- Plutarch


4. 




I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
   law.
   -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that
   he failed to pay his taxes.


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