Today's quotes [2.26.11]
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Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates,
every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.
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