Today's quotes [2.25.11]
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Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.
"How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
- Lazarus Long
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
It works better if you plug it in.
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