Today's quotes [2.24.11]
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"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."
- Wernher von Braun
Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt:
"If you can read this, my bitch fell off."
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With
Pail... Kitten On Fire.
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989
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