Today's quotes [2.23.11]
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it...
A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who
is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
Fac ut vivas
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