Today's quotes [2.20.11]
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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary.
- Thomas Paine
If you love something, set it free. If it returns to you, it's yours
forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.
"Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a
couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train
yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."
Never consult a woman about her rival, a coward about a war,
or a merchant about a bargain.
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