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"There are no problems that cannot be solved by the judicious use of high
 explosives."
                        -- British Commando quote, circa WWII.


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Fred Hoyle - "There is a coherent plan in the universe,
           though I don't know what it's a plan for."


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Christopher Morley - "My theology, briefly, is that the universe
           was dictated but not signed."


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"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible
       worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesar


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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food,
and tyrannize their teachers. What will become of them?
This world is truly coming to an end.

    - Socrates 

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