Today's quotes [2.19.11]
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- Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time
I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After
school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he
would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big
crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and
flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in
it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant
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