Today's quotes [2.18.11]
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It is impossible that a man who is false to his friends and
neighbours should be true to the public.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
- J. Handy
The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war.
- Edward Abbey
Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
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