Today's quotes [2.17.11]
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I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs.
- David Daye
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some
of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities
between the two, but can't remember what they are.
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
If a great deal of time has been expended seeking the answer to a problem
with the only result being failure, the answer will be immediately
obvious to the first unqualified person.
"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to
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