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"... powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball..."
                        -- Homer Simpson


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"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
                        -- Steven Wright


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Finagle's Third Law:
   In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
   beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.


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"Pardo's First Postulate:
        Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.


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"Since all the Heaven's Gates members were discovered wearing Nike sneakers,
 do you think Nike might change their slogan to 'Maybe You Should Think
 About It'?"
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 14.0


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