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I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. 

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Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up. 

    - Thomas Edison 

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A personal injustice is stronger motivation than any instinct for philanthropy.

    -- Dr. Lowji Daruwalla, in A Son of the Circus, by John Irving, 1994


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I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.

    -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an
    interview after he was returned to the US


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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
    anti-smoking campaign

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