Today's quotes [2.14.11]
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I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison
A personal injustice is stronger motivation than any instinct for philanthropy.
-- Dr. Lowji Daruwalla, in A Son of the Circus, by John Irving, 1994
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an
interview after he was returned to the US
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
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