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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
   But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
         Steve Bluestone


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Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
   service called Jump-In-The-Box.
         Wil Shriner


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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
   Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next
   morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
         Billiam Coronel


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A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money. 

     - Everett Dirksen 

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"The dreams in my spirit mirror the solitude of my
     dark solitude."

                                                   --Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Poetry

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