Today's quotes [2.13.11]
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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next
morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
- Everett Dirksen
"The dreams in my spirit mirror the solitude of my
--Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Poetry
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