Today's quotes [2.10.11]
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Here's one seen above a urinal:
[even higher on the wall]
keep looking up
[on the ceiling]
Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
Never say "Oops" in the operating room.
- Dr. Leo Troy
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great. "
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. "
- definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
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