Today's quotes [2.1.11]
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San Cristobal was full of hippies. There were
way-back hippies growing gray, spreading out under their caftans, and
straining the buttons on their embroidered work shirts. There were
new-hatched neohippies fumbling with the icons of the Sixties
wondering whether the peace symbol is supposed to be used mainly as a
nose stud or also as a pierced eyebrow ornament. And there were
smelly European backpacker hippies, age indeterminate, telling the
locals, "Ich bin ein Vegan."
"Trying" is the first step toward failure
- Homer Simpson
"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
- Poul Anderson
"That's the old American way
- If you got a good thing, then overdo it."
- Record Executive Phil Walden
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
- Morey Amsterdam
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