Today's jokes [2.3.11]
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't
dance with you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look
fat in those pants."
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
At a government affair, the wives of four world
leaders are chatting about how people refer to a
penis in their countries.
The wife of Tony Blair says in England people
call it a gentleman, because it stands up when
women are entering.
The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call
it a patriot, because you never know if it will
hit you on the front or on the back side.
The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a
curtain, because it goes down after the act.
With great resignation, the wife of Clinton says
in the USA you call it a rumor, because it
goes from mouth to mouth...
Sent by Igor
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's
better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if
she were alive today?
A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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