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A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house 
in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a 
couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another 
couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some 
bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house, 
and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and 
the man asked what kind of a place this was. "This is a 
brothel" replied the madam.

"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."

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A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.
They are standing in front of the big silver
back gorillas cage, when one woman makes a
gesture that the gorilla interprets as an
invitation. He grabs her yanks her over the
fence and takes her to his nest in the pen.
There he ravishhes her and makes passionate
love to her for about 2 hours till he is
tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital. 

Her friend visits her the next day and asks" 

Are you hurt?" 

She replies. Of Course I'm hurt, He hasn't
called! He hasn't written!

2. 




MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!

3. 




Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. 
Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they 
had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his 
stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The second nurse said, "Well, I did worse 
than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.

4. 




Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup
with ten other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into
the room.
Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's her!
I'd recognize her anywhere!" 

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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