Today's stories [12.18.11]
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Warning label on
Nytol (a sleep aid): "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
This story allegedly happened late one night during bad weather. As heard
over the tower radio:
Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over >such-and-such<
Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over that
(brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot."
A woman, worried about crime, started to carry a hand-gun. Five months
after she'd begun carrying her gun she came out to her car in a dark
parking lot and found it occupied by four men. She ordered them out. They
refused to move; she pulled her gun. Instantly four doors popped open and
her car's occupants fled into the night. Then, as she started to load her
groceries into the car, she noticed her car (same make and model) parked
three spots away.
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