Today's stories [12.11.11]
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It seems my Mother heard about the Virus that was going
around the E-mail. She knew I recently purchased the
Web TV, so she called me on the phone very concerned.
Honey, I just heard that there is a virus going around
with the people who write E-mails, you'd better not use
it for awhile. I don't want you to get sick. (my Mother
is 87 years old, and hasn't been able to catch up with
all this new technology.)
Sent by Marjorie
Mum and Dad went to the Restaurant,Dad was about halfway
finishing his meal but he had a hard look at the potato.
He calls the waitress and says this potato is bad.
The waitress picks it up an smacks it an puts it back on
the plate and says "If that potato causes any more trouble
just let me know".
Sent by Lindsey
I'm sure you've all watched Titanic and watched poor Jack
Dawson sink to his watery grave, well when he was frozen and
Rose pushed him under, my idiot ex-boyfriend yelled, "Jack
Sent by Christine
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