Today's quotes [12.8.11]
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* Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is
over, the strings are attached.
* Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited
* Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
-The Engagement Ring
-The Wedding Ring
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -
Noel Coward, 1956
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