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Today's quotes [12.7.11]

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'Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing'

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'When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason'

Molly McGee


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'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock'

Wynn Catlin


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ON PROPHECY
   The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.


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AND FINALLY, ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT
   There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We
   don't believe this to be a coincidence.


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