Today's quotes [12.7.11]
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'Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing'
'When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason'
'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock'
The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.
AND FINALLY, ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We
don't believe this to be a coincidence.
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