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One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity.


Sent by Angela


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He's so vain every time he masturbates 
he dedicates it to a different girl

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"Perl - the swiss army chainsaw of UNIX tools"
                        -- Rob Kolstad


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"Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a stop light,
I imagine myself as Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes
and concentrate on using The Force. Sometimes I have to
concentrate longer than others, but I know it works,
'cause the light always turns green." 

     - Troy Peterson 

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   Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
   I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.


  

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