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"I'm hoping that Earth 100 years from now will be much less barbaric than it
 is now, but if it is I'm sure not going to fit in!"
                        -- Eric the Fruitbat (aka Paul Sleigh)


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It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
        -- Phil White


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Beifeld's Principle:
   The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and
   receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when
   he is already in the company of:
      (1) a date,
      (2) his wife,
      (3) a better looking and richer male friend.


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Everybody lies about sex.

     - Lazarus Long 

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Bradley's Bromide:
   If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
   committee -- that will do them in.


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