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Today's quotes [12.28.11]

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"The bend/break rule of comedy is clearly violated here as director
 David O. Russell snaps his humor twig and tries to kill us with it."
                        -- Mr. Cranky,
                                http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/


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A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
       world have nothing to do with tires.


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Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.


3. 




I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.



4. 




"Mutually consenting classes may of course do whatever they like with each
 other, but even that doesn't necessarily make it right."
                        -- Programming Perl, 2nd ed.


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