Today's quotes [12.26.11]
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"Living in a vacuum sucks." -- Adrienne E. Gusoff
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -- Mark
"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than
others." -- George Orwell, Animal Farm
A shout to alert people ahead that a loose ski is coming down the
hill. Another warning skiers should be familiar with is 'Avalanche!'
(which tells everyone that a hill is coming down the hill)."
-- The Skiers' Dictionary
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I
win or lose." -- Darrin Weinberg
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