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God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent --
it says so right here in the label. If you have a mind
capable of believing all three of these divine attributes
simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you.
No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.

     - Lazarus Long 

1. 




Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.

     - Lazarus Long 

2. 




Rub her feet.

     - Lazarus Long 

3. 




   "$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the
   toilet)


  

4. 




   Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
   Welcome to our ool.
   Notice there's no P in it.
   Please keep it that way.


  

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