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ON HIGHER EDUCATION
   College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to
   drink.


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ON MATERIALISM
   He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.


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ON RELIGIOUS PRACTICES
   Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!


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ON EXPLANATION OF THE END
   "... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
   lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
   their C programs."
        -- Robert Firth


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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. 

    - Sam Brown, The Washington Post, January 26, 1977

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