Today's quotes [12.20.11]
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My wife hasn't been feeling all that well lately.
Something she agreed with is eating her.
When I married my wife, she had a real hourglass figure.
The sands of time have pretty much taken care of that though.
My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around,
even though neither of us knows any mannequins.
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook exactly
but we have a complete set of soup knives.
A friend asked my wife if I was hard to please
She replied, "Don't know. Never tried."
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