Today's quotes [12.18.11]
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Never moon a werewolf.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by
* Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
"Sisko or Spock?"
"Spock! Those pointy ears'd give me something to hang onto!"
-- me, Gail Miller
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