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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
         Carol Leifer


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"I once bought a cellphone that had a little sticker on the box that said
 'DO NOT EAT PACKAGING MATERIAL'. There went another freebie snack at the
  office."

-- Andreas "Buzh" Skau in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"I'm getting a new desk soon!  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.
 Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.
 Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.
 Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Lunch.

 Productivity is in the eyes of the beholder."

-- Lars Balker Rasmussen in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"Keeping UUCP running is starting to seem a lot like keeping a 130-year-old
 man who smokes 4 packs a day on life support because he's the last person
 on Earth who knows how to do the cha-cha, but he won't tell anyone."

-- Ryan Tucker, alt.sysadmin.recovery


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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
   under my arms instead.
         Sue Kolinsky


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