Today's quotes [12.14.11]
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* I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson
I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in
California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember.
"Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we
turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets
-- Larry Wall
"There's more than one way to do it."
-- The Perl Slogan
"It's a good thing there's more than one way to do it because most of them
-- The Windows Perl Slogan
"Back in my youth, there were people who would take elements of one RPG
and try to make them work for another, like 'James Bond would be a Paladin
with charisma of 19'. The two I always wanted to combine were _Call of
Cthulu_ and _The Rocky and Bullwinkle Party Game_.
'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'
-- David Jacoby
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