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"Any attempt to brew coffee with a teapot should result in the error code
 "418 I'm a teapot". The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout."

-- HTCPCP Spec, RFC 2324


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"Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
 If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
 Corollary:
 If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live."

-- Unknown


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"Mr. Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi."

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The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies. 

     - Thomas Jefferson 

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"Nothing screams 'MOCK ME!  MOCK ME!' like posting your entire grocery list
 (with the rationale for each piece of candy) to a science newsgroup."

-- James "Kibo" Parry


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