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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 

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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

                 (Anamaniacs) 

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* Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of
       all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them."


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* When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


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* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
       Ashleigh Brilliant


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