Today's quotes [12.1.11]
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"Last one off the plane must clean it."
"Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't"
Sent by Mindi
Samuel Colt- Inventor of the point-and-click interface.
Sent by Tara
Today's standards of performance are
yesterday's standards of excellence and
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.
Sent by Paul
I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable
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