Today's poems [12.19.11]
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There once was a kid named Darren
Who's room was surprisingly barren
He had no toys
Like all normal boys
But he did believe in sharing
There was a young lady from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
After the ride
She was inside,
And the smile was on the face of the tiger.
A lovely young virgin named Lynn
Once said about fucking, "It's sin."
But a fellow named Tang,
With a twenty-inch wang,
Made her cry to the heavens, "It's in!"
There was a young woman named Hunt
At a costume ball, dressed as a cunt.
She teamed up with Nick,
Who had come as a dick,
To perform an xxxceptional stunt!
There was a young man from Cape Grace
Who blew a fart out into space.
With gravity's attraction
And Einstein's reaction,
It returned and spat shit in his face!
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