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Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the
man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
A: you turn it over!
Sent by gms38
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.
How is she now ?
She's fine. But, the dog died.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He had his dick stuck in the chicken.
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he
noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her
boobs almost hanging out. He couldn't concentrate on his message to the
flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after
everyone else left the church.
When they were alone, the reverend said in his sternest lecturing voice.
"Just what do you mean, coming to church dressed like that?"
"Why reverend." the young thing replied. All of my boyfriends tell me that
they can hear the angels sing when they put their heads on my breasts."
"Hmm. Well let me check," said the man of the cloth, placing his head
between her tits. After several minutes, he raised his head and said. "I
don't hear any angels singing!"
"Of course not reverend." she said. Your not plugged in yet."
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